AD&D to Real Life Stats Calculator

This is a lightweight and downloadable version fo Kevin Haw's AD&D statistics quiz, optimized for use on mobile devices.The online version of the qiuiz can be found in English here or in French here. Those pages have some background, credits for the original creators of the quiz, and links to similar quizes.

This quiz will calculate your attribute scores if you were to wake up one morning and suddenly discover that you were an AD&D character. Simply answer the questions below and click on the "Click for your values" button at the bottom of this page.

Strength

Select from the choices below the amount that you can lift (Definition: A military press is the act of lifting something directly over your head. A good rule of thumb is that you can military press 2/3 the weight that you can bench press).

Military Press	Bench Press	Choice
10 lbs ( 4.5 kgs)	15 lbs ( 6.8 kgs)
25 lbs ( 11.4 kgs)	38 lbs ( 17.3 kgs)
55 lbs ( 25.0 kgs)	83 lbs ( 37.7 kgs)
90 lbs ( 40.9 kgs)	135 lbs ( 61.3 kgs)
115 lbs ( 52.2 kgs)	173 lbs ( 78.5 kgs)
140 lbs ( 63.6 kgs)	210 lbs ( 95.3 kgs)
170 lbs ( 77.2 kgs)	255 lbs ( 115.8 kgs)
195 lbs ( 88.5 kgs)	293 lbs ( 133.0 kgs)
220 lbs ( 99.9 kgs)	330 lbs ( 149.8 kgs)
255 lbs ( 115.8 kgs)	383 lbs ( 173.9 kgs)
280 lbs ( 127.1 kgs)	420 lbs ( 190.7 kgs)
305 lbs ( 138.5 kgs)	458 lbs ( 207.9 kgs)
330 lbs ( 149.8 kgs)	495 lbs ( 224.7 kgs)
380 lbs ( 172.5 kgs)	570 lbs ( 258.8 kgs)
480 lbs ( 217.9 kgs)	720 lbs ( 326.9 kgs)

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Intelligence

Click on the highest degree you have or will obtain:	A doctorate (PhD)
	A Masters Degree
	An undergraduate or apprenticeship
	HighSchool
	Middle School(Grades 6-8)
	Grammar School(Grades 1-5)
	No Schooling

Note: Over the years, this part of the test has gotten a lot of criticism as being unrealistic. Eventually, I hope to make it more in line with the existing "Can you do this or that" format, but for years I just haven't had time. Maybe some day, but for the interim, you're stuck with it, OK?

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Dexterity

Do you often stub your toes/trip while walking?	Yes	No
Do you find it hard to catch an object (such as a ball) thrown at you?	Yes	No
Do you find it hard to catch an object (such as a ball) thrown/hit in your general direction but not aimed for you to catch?	Yes	No
Are you NOT able to dance ably even when shown how?	Yes	No
Do you have a reputation for being clumsy, left-footed, or unlucky?	Yes	No
Do you break, spill or fumble at least one object through clumsiness at least once every three months?	Yes	No
Do you play any of the following games/have any of the following hobbies?: baseball, basketball, skiing, soccer (football for non-Americans), curling, figure skating, rollerblading, rollerskating.	Yes	No
Do you play or practice any of the following?: Hunting, Archery, Skeet Shooting, Nintendo or other hand-held video games (award this last only if you are GOOD at it, enough to win most of the games you own plus any other you've ever heard of). Any other hobby that uses eye-hand coordination may be added to this list.	Yes	No
Do you practice any of the following?: Acrobatics, Gymnastics, Martial Arts.	Yes	No
Can you juggle?	Yes	No
Can you juggle a 4-ball shower?	Yes	No
Can you juggle a 5-ball shower?	Yes	No
Can you drive a car?	Yes	No
Can you navigate in a crowd (Christmas eve in a shopping mall) without slowing down?	Yes	No
Can you perform sleight of hand tricks, including: the shell game, simple magic tricks, making coins "dance" on your hands, making small objects disappear up your sleeve, etc.?	Yes	No
Do you have a reputation for being dexterous, a sure shot, graceful, smooth, agile, or something related to dexterity not already covered?	Yes	No

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Constitution

Do you get sick at least once a season (three months)?	Yes	No
Do you get sick at least once a year?	Yes	No
Have you ever required an operation (tonsils removed, cancer, stomach pumped, etc.)?	Yes	No
Are you very sensitive to pain?	Yes	No
Do you have a "glass jaw", i.e. you don't stand up in a fight long?	Yes	No
Do you have any allergies (hay fever, lactose, bee stings, etc.)?	Yes	No
Are you easily winded (out of breath - like after climbing two flights of stairs)?	Yes	No
Do you quickly and easily become drunk (i.e. are you a cheap date? Wait, that's not PC...umm, do you get drunk after only a few (under 4, say) drinks?)	Yes	No
Have you ever suffered from alcohol poisoning?	Yes	No
Can you jog or swim for more than 15 minutes without stopping?	Yes	No
Can you run at FULL speed for more than 5 minutes??	Yes	No
Have you ever run a marathon successfully (i.e. completed it)?	Yes	No
Can you swim across the Great Lakes or perform any other act of extreme physical endurance? (Swimming across the Great Lakes usually takes over twelve hours even for trained swimmers, but swimming allows you to float. Figure something taking four to six hours without stopping on land)	Yes	No
Do you have absolutely perfect health? That is, have you never gotten sick in your entire life?	Yes	No
Can you imbibe huge amounts of alcohol without suffering unduly from it (it takes many, many drinks you get you drunk, and little hangover effects afterwards)?	Yes	No

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Wisdom

Do you often forget things after "just having them in my hand/pocket/coat"? (your keys, wallet, glasses, etc.)	Yes	No
Are you bad at remembering a name or face?	Yes	No
Do you often forget about an appointment or duty (returning library books, job interviews, buying groceries, doing the laundry, picking up the mother-in-law at the airport, etc.)?	Yes	No
Do you find it difficult to stick to a diet, regimen, or schedule and/or do you find it difficult to budget your time and/or money successfully?	Yes	No
Do you often buy things from salespeople even though you don't need the product simply because you have a hard time saying "no"?	Yes	No
Do you gamble often?	Yes	No
Do you get involved in "flame wars"?	Yes	No
Do you get lost often?	Yes	No
Do you have a "photographic" memory?	Yes	No
Are you able to criticize yourself?	Yes	No
Are you able to listen to others?	Yes	No
Can you hold your temper under fire?	Yes	No
Do you have a reputation for good, wholesome common sense?	Yes	No
Do you listen to your gut reactions?	Yes	No
Do your guesses usually prove to be right?	Yes	No

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Charisma

Do you have fewer than 3 people you can confide in?	Yes	No
Do you have fewer than 5 close friends?	Yes	No
Are you frequently turned down when you ask somebody out?	Yes	No
Do you have a reputation for being annoying, disruptive, antisocial, weird, or repulsive?	Yes	No
Do you have friends of both sexes?	Yes	No
Have you ever had an argument with someone and convinced them to see your point of view?	Yes	No
Have you ever convinced someone of something even though they know it to be wrong, logically?	Yes	No
Do people often confide in you?	Yes	No
Do people ask your advice?	Yes	No
Will people who have never heard of you obey your commands, follow your advice or listen to your opinions?	Yes	No
Have two or more people ever fought over your attention/company before, in your presence?	Yes	No
Regardless of your choice of social life and your personal feelings towards such attention, are you often asked out/hit on by/invited to attend social functions by other people?	Yes	No
Do you have a reputation for being "slick", "charming", or "dear"?	Yes	No
Are you considered to be attractive by members of the opposite sex?	Yes	No
Are you considered to be attractive by members of the same sex?	Yes	No